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Speed Up The PC - Control Panel Applets

radar screenThe Control Panel has lots of small, highly useful applications or utilities that are commonly called "applets." Here's the lowdown on some of them. First, though, if you're using Win 98/ME, you need to deal with Microsoft's idiot attempt to second-guess you. When you first view Control Panel, you'll only see a few applets -- the rest are hidden from immediate view. Click the "View All Control Panel Options" link to see everything Control Panel has to offer. You can also expand the Start Menu settings to give you an expanded Control Panel menu: from the Start Menu, choose Settings, Taskbar and Start Menu. Click Advanced, put a check by "Expand Control Panel," and OK out. Now when you go to the Control Panel shortcut in the Start Menu, you get a submenu that gives you direct access to all of Control Panel's applets.

Hey, Beev, let's put a shortcut to the Control Panel in the Quick Launch bar! Keen, huh? Yeah, well, not for everyone, but if this sounds appealing, here's how you do it: Right-click the desktop and choose New, Folder. Name the folder:
ControlPanel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} just as it appears. The shortcut appears on your Desktop; just right-click and drag it to the Quick Launch bar. There's gotta be an easier way, right? Sure 'nuff. Just browse for the CONTROL.EXE file, normally located in your Windows folder, or either the System or System32 folders beneath it, and drag the file to the Quick Launch toolbar. A shortcut is created automatically using a generic icon. Right-click on the shortcut, click on Properties, and click on the Change Icon button. If you slide the scroll bar to the middle in the resulting display, the Control Panel icon should be visible. Select the icon and click OK, then OK again. If you want a Control Panel icon with some extra features, do this: Launch Windows Explorer and navigate to the folder whose contents define the Quick Launch toolbar. (Typically, it will be something like C:\Documents and Settings\username\Application Data\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Quick Launch.) Right-click on the right-hand pane, select New | Folder from the menu, and name the new folder Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}, same as above. This will create a Control Panel shortcut that uses the correct icon (though it may appear as a simple folder icon until you restart Windows). As a bonus, it will also have a ToolTip appropriate to the Control Panel. Now, resize the Quick Launch toolbar so the new icon doesn't quite fit. A button with the » symbol will appear. Click on the button, and then click on the Control Panel menu item. You'll get a menu of all the Control Panel applets without having to open the Control Panel window. Cool.

When uninstalling programs, go through Add/Remove Programs in Control Panel first. If the program isn't listed, or that doesn't work, see if the program has its own Uninstall program (programs written for Windows 9x should have this). Only as a last resort should you directly delete the file or directory for the program. Why? Because doing so may let the program leave bits of itself strewn around your hard drive, not to mention clogging up your Registry. Did the program reside in its own folder? Check out Explorer, and if that fails, go into the Registry. Look up the key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Uninstall and scroll down the list until you find the program you're trying to delete. Check the value of its UninstallString setting, which will include a folder reference. Note the complete path of the folder and go back to Explorer to ferret it out and delete it. What else? Use a program like TweakUI or Add/Remove Cleaner to clean up your Add/Remove listing, if necessary. Now clean it out of your Start menu by right-clicking the Start button and choosing Explore to bring up the Start Menu contents in Explorer. Expand the Programs subfolder, search out any references to the little critter, and delete them. Don't forget to hunt down shortcuts or remnants in your StartUp folder as well. The program may leave bits of itself written in your WIN.INI, SYSTEM.INI, CONFIG.SYS, and AUTOEXEC.BAT files. One way to check these files is to copy one -- say, WIN.INI -- into your word processor and change its name to, say, WIN.NEW. Look carefully through its lines to spot references to deleted programs. Delete 'em. Save this file. Rename your original (unchanged) WIN.INI file as WIN.OLD. Rename WIN.NEW as WIN.INI and reboot your computer. If your computer works OK, save the old WIN file for a few weeks as insurance and use the new, streamlined WIN.INI file. If problems ensue, revert to the old WIN.INI and trash the new, troublesome WIN file. (To do this with the CONFIG and AUTOEXEC files, you'll have to use SYSEDIT, MSCONFIG, or run Edit from the C: prompt. Never ever delete your old files until you're damned sure the new, edited files work properly.) If you're not sure about doing this kind of rewriting, either let a program like CleanSweep do it for you, or don't do it at all. Some experts recommend using a third-party uninstaller program to remove programs from Windows, although one computer manufacturer says that uninstaller programs cause more problems than they solve. Recommended uninstaller programs include CyberMedia's Uninstaller 5.1 (for both Win95 and 98), Norton's CleanSweep 2002, Norton's Uninstaller Deluxe, and MicroHelp's Uninstaller 4.5. Warning: No uninstaller program works perfectly, particularly with programs that were installed before the uninstaller. Make sure your uninstaller has a backup feature to let you reinstall files it overzealously deletes. (Early versions of the Norton program caused system crashes when using the keyboard to enter commands; Norton promised a fix pronto. Alpha's PowerCleaner was found to be quite ineffective in trials; Alpha promises an updated version soon. And IMSI's WinDelete 97 is slow, unreliable, outdated, and prone to remove essential files. Do I need to warn you to be careful of these programs, and to make sure you don't let them wreak havoc on your disk?

CleanSweep users may want to read the Microsoft Knowledge Base article "Explorer.exe Has Generated Errors and Will Be Closed by Windows," available at support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;EN-US;Q314867, if they are running a Windows 9x/ME machine with Norton CleanSweep installed and planning on upgrading to Windows 2000/XP. It turns out that when you upgrade, you then geth an EXPLORER.EXE error. Bringing up the Task Manager shows you that EXPLORER.EXE is consuming almost 100 percent of the available resources. The article talks you through three possible methods of resolving this problem and getting your machine back to a respectable booting and usable state.

Sometimes you uninstall programs but their listing remains in Add/Remove Programs. This happens most often when you either delete the program without going through the uninstall procedure, you delete it without going through Add/Remove, or the program is just persistent. While several shareware programs exist to purge your Add/Remove list, you can do it yourself by editing the Registry. Go to Start/Run, type REGEDIT in the box to open the Registry Editor, and navigate down the left pane to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Uninstall. Delete the unwanted listing(s), close the Editor, and reboot. Don't delete the wrong keys!

Sometimes you use the Add/Remove applet to uninstall a program and instead of getting a successful uninstall, you get this error message: "The log file DEISL1.ISU is not valid or the data has been corrupted," and your uninstall attempt fails. Here's how to squash this bug. First, find this program's folder (it'll most likely be in Program Files) and delete the DEISL1.ISU (or UNINST.ISU) file. (Don't fail to poke around in the subfolders if you can't find it in the main folder.) Reinstall the errant program. Now uninstall it. If this doesn't work, use the brute-force method detailed above (deleting the program's folders and deleting its keys from the Registry).

Microsoft's TweakUI PowerToy is a good utility to tweak the Add/Remove Programs applet (i.e. removing unwanted entries from the Install/Uninstall listings). TweakUI, available for almost every flavor of Windows and even for various versions of Internet Explorer, can be had from www.microsoft.com/windows95/downloads/
contents/wutoys/w95pwrtoysset/default.asp
. Install it according to the directions on the download page, then open it through Control Panel. Select the Add/Remove tab, then select the item you'd like to delete from the Install/Uninstall list. Click Remove, click Yes to confirm, and the entry's gone. Repeat as needed. A good place to find out more about installing and using TweakUI is at
Scot Finnie's guide to TweakUI. There are a couple of oddities about installing TweakUI, so this page is worth perusing.

If you don't want to fiddle with the TweakUI utility, and you're feeling confident, then you can tweak the Add/Remove listings through the Registry. Back up the Registry for safety's sake, then open Regedit and drill down to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Uninstall. Now, in the left pane, with the Uninstall key expanded, right-click any item and select Delete. Click Yes to confirm, and that item is officially off the list. Repeat these steps for each item you'd like to remove, then close the Registry Editor. Not too difficult after all.

You can remove some of the oddities that Windows has already installed through Add/Remove. Let's say you're a Win ME user who wants to get rid of NetWatcher and WinPopup, two network-only items Go through Add/Remove and click the Windows Setup tab. In this case, you'd go through System Tools to access the WinPopup and NetWatcher items. Remove the check marks beside each of them. Click OK. Click OK again to actually delete the unwanted items. You've just saved yourself a few megabytes of precious disk space.

The System applet contains all manner of goodies. We'll talk more about it as we go, but one thing you need to be aware of inside the System applet is your Device Manager. Go here to find out what's installed, what drivers correspond to what hardware, and what hardware's giving your system constipation. Everything you've got is listed in Device Manager. Rummage around in there and get to know it. Just don't make any changes until you know for sure what you're doing.

What happens if you open Device Manager and no devices show up? Did your computer suddenly escape into the Twilight Zone? No, you have a conflict in your SETUPX.DLL file -- or files, since you've probably got more than one, and they're fighting for control. Hunt all of them down using the Find command, and rename them all to something else, say, SETUPX.DLQ. Now plug in your Windows CD, find a new copy of SETUPX.DLL in there, and extract it to your Windows System folder. Restart your machine, assure yourself that Device Manager is now showing your various and sundry devices, and then delete all the bogus copies of SETUPX.DLQ. Want more info? Check out Microsoft's Knowledge Base article at support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q244/1/66.asp. If you aren't sure how to extract original files from the .CAB files on your Windows disk, go to support.microsoft.com/support/kb/
articles/Q129/6/05.asp
.

The Windows Scripting Host works well for Visual Basic users, but the rest of us might do better if it was turned off; it is, after all, a gaping hole for virus attacks. You can disable this feature by going to the Control Panel and selecting the Add/Remove Programs Icon. Then, click the Windows Setup tab and double-click the Accessories option. Towards the bottom you'll see the Windows Scripting Host. If it's there, and check-marked, uncheck it. If you install Explorer 5.0 or reinstall Windows, you'll need to reset this option.

What is the ODBC applet in Control Panel? It lets you play with the data source drivers used by Windows. If this leaves you scratching your head, stay out of it. If it interests you, find out what adding, deleting, or changing data drivers will do to your data source files before monkeying with it.

Want to install new fonts? Most are installed automatically by the program they come with, but others can be installed manually by going through Control Panel to the Fonts applet. Choose File, Install New Font, choose the folder where the new font is located, and click on the fonts you want installed. Then click OK. The files are copied to the Windows font folder. Office97 users, check your CD for a folder of new fonts. Look under VALUPACK\MSFONTS on the CD. Also, check the Microsoft Web site for new fonts, including special Web fonts, and updates to include the new Euro currency symbol. Surf over to www.microsoft.com/typography for more info. This site also includes the Font Properties Extension; download and install it, then right-click on a font and choose Properties to see a boatload of info on the font. This works for Win98 and NT as well as 95. Want to look your most professional on your documents? Skip the exotic fonts and use at most 2 or 3 per document. "Sans serif" fonts such as Arial work well for headers, while "serif" fonts like Times New Roman (the font this is written in) work well for body text. Of course, this pairing is so overused as to be boring; you are free to explore new combinations. Don't forget, not only do fonts suck up system resources, they are each stored in the Registry. Normally you can only have 800-1000 fonts installed without using some sort of font manager program. Think 800 fonts is a lot? Well, it is to some of us, but to others it's just a good start. Store extra fonts in a designated folder without installing them. Then, when you want to use a particular font in a document/graphic, go to your fonts folder, double-click on the font you want to use (be sure to keep the font open!), and launch the application in which you wish to use it. The font should show up in your regular list as if it were installed the "normal" way. When you're done, you can close the font preview window and Windows is none the wiser.

If you did the Typical Install on your Win 98/ME machine, you may be missing out on some fonts. Boot to DOS and insert your Windows CD. At the C:\ prompt, type the following:
For Windows ME: EXTRACT /A /L C:\COOLFONT E:\WIN9X\BASE2.CAB *.TTF
For Windows 98: EXTRACT /A /L C:\COOLFONT E:\WIN98\BASE4.CAB *.TTF
where E stands for your CD drive. This sends the fonts where they need to go on your machine.

Speaking of the Fonts applet, double-click its icon to see a list of all the fonts on your machine. You can use the List or Details icons for more info. Double-click a particular font's icon to see its name, size, whether or not it's a TrueType font, and what it looks like in sizes ranging from 12 to 72 points. You can even print the list for further reference.

Print samples of your fonts by choosing Settings from the Start menu, then in Control Panel, double-clicking the Fonts folder. Hold down the Ctrl key, click the desired fonts, then right-click one of them and choose Print. Once you click OK in the dialog boxes for each font you selected, your printer will then print sample pages for each font. You can even create a font sampler book for your use.

What's so special about TrueType (TT) fonts? TT fonts "scale" well -- in other words, they look good at just about any point size. Non-TT fonts often look strange or warped at unusual point sizes. I strongly advise you to stick with TrueType fonts whenever possible.

PostScript fonts often find their way onto Windows machines. They are useful in and of themselves, but you'll need Adobe's Type Manager if you wish to use, view, or print them in Windows 9x/ME, or Adobe's Multiple Master fonts for use in any flavor of Windows. You can get a "lite" version of Adobe's Type Manager free from www.adobe.com/products/atmlight/main.html. The Deluxe version ($65) adds support for TrueType fonts, among other things. Win 2K/XP doesn't need ATM to manage PostScript Type 1 fonts.

Windows may be hiding all but TrueType fonts from you. Go through the Fonts applet, choose View, Options or Tools, Folder Options (depending on the version of Windows you're using), and click the TrueType tab. If the box beside "Show only TrueType fonts" is checked, uncheck it. Click OK and follow the prompts to restart Windows.

While most of us can get by with a couple of dozen fonts, some of us are just font-crazy. The lists can get pretty unmanageable. Use the View, Hide Variations command to pare down the listings. This scrunches the "Bold," "Bold Italic," "Narrow," and similar variations under one overall listing.

Win 95 users, download and install the Font Smoothing utility from Microsoft at www.microsoft.com/truetype/grayscal/smoother.htm. Open Control Panel, click Display, and on the Plus tab, turn on the option Show Window Contents While Dragging. Win 98/ME users, you have a similar function already available to you in your Display panel, under Effects.

A similar, more modern feature to the Font Smoothing utility above is ClearType. A few years back, ClearType was touted as being the best thing since automatic hardware detection. Well, it isn't all that, but it does significantly improve the legibility of type (alphanumeric characters) printed on a computer screen. Here's how to enable ClearType on your XP computer (it doesn't work on other flavors of Windows, and it uses an ActiveX applet, so be aware of that). Download the online tool from www.microsoft.com/typography/cleartype/cleartypeactivate.htm and follow the steps. To turn on ClearType manually, go to Control Panel, Display, Appearance, Effects and click the checkbox for "smooth edges of screen fonts," making sure that the pop-up menu reads "ClearType." Reverse the process to turn it off. For more information about ClearType, see the ClearType Information page at www.microsoft.com/typography/cleartype/default.htm. Note that ClearType is very useful -- almost a necessity -- for many flat-panel monitors. Go to the Microsoft ClearType page to "fine-tune" your display: http://www.microsoft.com/typography/cleartype/tuner/1.htm.

Sometimes you run into difficulty installing fonts for the simple reason that your Font applet lacks the "Install New Font" command. There are several reasons for this: either your system and read-only attributes are no longer set on the Fonts folder, your FONTEXT.DLL file is missing or corrupt, or the DESKTOP.INI file is missing or corrupt. Here's how you deal with each situation:

  • Repairing the Attributes on the Fonts Folder: Click Start, Run, type COMMAND, and click OK. At the command window, type CD\WINDOWS and hit Enter. You'll then be at the C:\WINDOWS directory. Now type in attrib +s +r fonts and restart Windows, and your Install New Font menu item should be back.

  • Fixing the FONTEXT.DLL File: Restart Windows in MS-DOS mode. At the command prompt, type CD\WINDOWS\SYSTEM and hit Enter to switch to the C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM folder. Now, type DIR FONTEXT.DLL and hit Enter. (If your machine does not have a FONTEXT.DLL file, then proceed to the next step in these instructions.) If it does find a FONTEXT.DLL file, then you need to type RENAME FONTEXT.DLL FONTEXT.OLD, and hit Enter to rename your damaged FONTEXT.DLL file. Type EXIT to restart back into Windows. Now, to recreate your FONTEXT.DLL file, you must extract a good copy of it from your Windows 98 install files. Click Start, Run, type SFC and click OK. Click "Extract one file from installation disk" and in the "Specify the system file you would like to restore" box, type C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\FONTEXT.DLL. Click Start, and in the "Restore From" box, click Browse. Now, browse to your Windows 98 CD or to your Cab files. (On some machines you can find the Cab files in C:\Cabs or in C:\Windows\Options\Cabs.) Click OK and follow the on-screen instructions. When all this is done, restart Windows.

  • Fixing the DESKTOP.INI File: Restart Windows in MS-DOS mode. At the command prompt, type CD\WINDOWS\FONTS and hit Enter to switch to the C:\WINDOWS\FONTS folder. Type RENAME DESKTOP.INI DESKTOP.OLD and hit Enter to rename your damaged DESKTOP.INI file. Type EXIT to restart into Windows. Now, let's extract a good copy of the DESKTOP.INI file from your Windows 98 install files. Click Start, Run, then type SFC and click OK. Click "Extract one file from installation disk," and in the "Specify the system file you would like to restore" box type C:\WINDOWS\FONTS\DESKTOP.INI. Click Start, and in the "Restore From" box, click Browse. Now browse to your Windows 98 CD or to your Cab files. All that is left is to restart Windows.

Adjust the click speed of your mouse by going into Control Panel and clicking on Mouse. On the Buttons tab, move the Double-Click speed slider to where you want it, and test your click speed in the area provided. Keep playing with it until you're comfortable with the click speed. While you're in the Mouse app, you can change the handedness of your mouse (switch the functionality of the left and right buttons). Under Pointers you can change the icons for your cursors around, though your choices aren't that varied. Under Motion you can choose how fast your cursor moves as you move the mouse, and whether or not you want to leave "mouse trails." Finally, under General, you can switch from one mouse to another, if you have more than one mouse driver installed.

When the monitor display is set to 15-bit color or higher, the cursor leaves a shadow on the desktop. Some people like this feature; it helps the cursor stand out more. If you don't like it, you can turn it off: Open the Mouse icon in Control Panel, click on Pointers, and uncheck the "Enable Pointer Shadow" box.

The Keyboard applet has its uses. If you find yourself working in a language other than English, you can adapt your keyboard's input through the Keyboard applet. Open the Control Panel, double-click Keyboard, and click the Language tab. Click the Add button, click the down arrow and select the desired language, then click OK. Back on the Language tab, you'll see this language and the corresponding keyboard layout below the default language. Click OK, and a dark blue symbol appears in the tray of your Taskbar. To change languages, click this button and select a language in the pop-up list. B'ismallah, sahib. Don't want this icon taking up valuable Taskbar real estate? Then hide it. You can still switch among installed languages using the keyboard. Open the Control Panel, double-click Keyboard, and click the Language tab. Deselect Enable Indicator On Taskbar, then select one of the two keyboard combos under Switch Languages. Click OK and watch as the symbol disappears from your Taskbar. To switch from one installed language to the next, simply press the appropriate keyboard combo.

If you frequently create documents that require foreign characters (of multiple languages), then you can either search through the Character Map for the ones you need, or change your keyboard layout to United States-International. Changing your keyboard over allows you to type these characters right from your keyboard. (Note: This assumes your default language is set to English [United States].) Open the Control Panel, double-click Keyboard, and click the Language tab. With English (United States) selected under Language, click the Properties button, then click the down arrow and select United States-International. Click OK twice and then insert the Windows installation CD when asked. The international layout adds one or two characters to certain keys on your keyboard. I can't print a diagram, but you can view all of these characters: Hold down your keyboard's right Alt key (also called the Alternate Character, or AltChar, key) as you press each key on your keyboard; then do the same thing pressing Shift-AltChar. As you do, make a mental note of the keyboard combos necessary to type the characters you use. For example, to type an uppercase E with an acute accent mark, you'd press Shift-AltChar-E. Now let's look at another component of this international layout: assisting keys. There are five keys on your keyboard--the apostrophe ('), the back quote (`), the circumflex (^), the double quote ("), and the tilde (~)--that now act as assistants in making, respectively, an acute accent, a grave accent, a hat over a vowel, an umlaut, and a squiggle, as over the "n" in the Spanish word "señor." For example, to type an E with an umlaut (the two dots) over it, press the double quote ("), then press the letter E. Or to type an O with a hat over it, press the circumflex (^), then press the letter O. Now, how do you use one of the assisting keys as it's supposed to be used? For example, let's suppose you wanted to type the letter E in single quotes: 'E' With the international layout turned on, typing a single quote and then typing E would result in an E with an accent over it. And typing the second single quote would do absolutely nothing (that assisting key is waiting for a key to assist). The solution? Any time you want to type an assisting key as it was meant to be used, follow it with a Spacebar. So in the example above, to type the letter E in single quotes, you'd type a single quote, press the Spacebar, type E, type a single quote, and press the Spacebar. Not the easiest method of making these odd characters, but if you find yourself typing them a lot, you'll get used to using it. Win ME users can access the Character Map through Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, Character Map; make sure the font your app is using is showing in the menu window.

While we're going international here, if you prefer the metric system to the English system of inches (Windows's default preference), you can change over by going through Control Panel's Regional Settings applet. Double-click it, click the "Number" tab, choose "Metric" from the Measurement System drop-down list, and click OK. You can switch back by going through the same process and choosing "U.S." as your region.

Start the Control Panel Multimedia applet by double-clicking it, click on the Audio tab, and check the box that adds the yellow Volume Control icon to the Taskbar. This assumes your Windows setup didn't already do this for you. If you don't have the option, you can add it by going through Add/Remove, clicking on Windows Setup, scrolling down to the Multimedia line, highlighting it (click it once) and clicking the Details button. Look for the Volume Control line and check the box. Click out with OK -- you may need to insert your Windows CD for verification.

By the way, Win 98/ME users have a bug in their Multimedia applet that reduces their sound volume by 1% every time they open and close that applet. The only fix is to manually restore the volume after it drops.

You may or may not know how to assign sounds to different "events" in Windows: you just double-click the Sounds icon, select an event in the Events list, and select a sound under Name. You can even browse through your .WAV and other audio files to find the perfect sound. But, not all events are listed in the Events listing. Add a particular Event by tweaking the Registry. Go through Regedit and drill down to the HKEY_CURRENT_USER\AppEvents\Schemes\Apps registry key. There, you'll see a list of applications with events in the Sounds Properties dialog box. (.Default is Windows, by the way.) Now create a new key for the application whose events you'd like to add to the Sounds dialog box. Right-click the Apps key, select New, Key, type the name of the program's *.exe file without the extension or path (for example, type WINWORD for Microsoft Word), and press Enter. In the right pane, right-click (Default) and select Modify. In the Edit String dialog box, on the Value Data line, type the application name, such as Microsoft Word and finally click OK. Repeat these steps for other applications. Now, under each new application key, create a key for each event with which you'd like to associate sounds. Right-click the application key, select New, Key, type a legitimate event name, and press Enter. (To view a list of these names, double-click the .Default key under HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ AppEvents \ Schemes \ Apps.) Repeat these steps for each of the application's events you'd like to see in the Events list, then follow these same steps to add events for other applications. Close the Registry Editor and you're done. The next time you open the Sounds Properties dialog box, you'll see your new application and events in the Events list. You can now associate these sounds with events just as you normally would: Select an event, then select a sound under Name.

Sounds provides a list of Schemes -- typically Jungle, Musica, Robotz, Utopia, and possibly others -- for use with your various programs. Experiment with them all you like, or change over all the named events at once into a single, themed sound experience.

Want to create your own sound scheme? Easy, just make the changes you like under the Sounds applet, click Save As, and give your creation a name.

Get rid of system sounds by going through the Sounds applet, and under Schemes, selecting No Sounds. Now the system will stay quiet but you can still get music from audio CDs.

When you open the Sounds applet, you'll see some programs listed in the Events listing, but not all of them. You can add a program to the Event listing so that sounds can be associated with that program, but it involves tweaking the Registry. If you're game, here's what you do: Crank up Regedit, and find the HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ AppEvents \ Schemes \ Apps section. Then, right-click the Apps key and select New, Key. Type the file name of the program you're adding -- just the name, no extension or path. Press Enter. On the right side, right-click Default. Select Modify. Type the application's name on the Value Data line. Click OK. That takes care of it! Now go back into the Sounds applet and associate sounds to your heart's content.

You can change the sound that Windows makes at startup to any MIDI sound file you like simply by placing a shortcut to any .MID file in the Startup folder, and that song will play every time you start Windows. Here's how: First, silence the sound that currently plays at startup. Select Start, Settings, Control Panel, and double-click Sounds. Inside the Sounds Properties dialog box, under Events, select Start Windows. Select None in the list of sounds under Name, and then click OK. Now place a shortcut to the desired *.MID file in your Startup folder. Open any Explorer window and locate the *.mid file you want to use--for example, WINDOWS\MEDIA\CANYON.MID. Next, open your Startup folder by right-clicking the Start button, selecting Open, double-clicking Programs, and double-clicking Startup. Right-click and drag the *.mid file into the Startup folder, release the mouse button, and select Create Shortcut(s) Here. Finally, a Properties adjustment: Right-click the new shortcut, select Properties, and click the Shortcut tab. Edit the Target line to read exactly:

C:\WINDOWS\MPLAYER.EXE /PLAY /CLOSE C:\WINDOWS\CANYON.MID

where C:\WINDOWS\CANYON.MID is the target of your new shortcut. Now click OK. That's all there is to it. The next time you start Windows, the *.MID file starts, too.

Occasionally Windows will override a program's own sound settings, usually resulting in a game with no sound (what fun is blasting the aliens if you can't hear the explosions?). You might look at the System control panel and see if the IRQ and DMA channel settings for the sound board are the ones the manuals dictate. Also check to see that the game is compatible with your type of sound board and if you need to install any special driver software that came with the board or game. (Note that in XP, you have to go through the Advanced tab to access the DMA settings. Thanks to the faithful reader who pointed that out.)

Lots of fun sounds that work well with e-mail have been collected at newmail.monsterserve.com/. This certainly isn't the only site that has sound files for the PC -- far, far from it -- but it's a good place to start.

Want to control the fonts in Windows' display? Too-small fonts make our heads hurt, and too-large fonts look wonky. Go through Control Panel's Display applet, or right-click the Desktop and choose Properties. Click the Appearance tab and choose a screen element such as "Active Title Bar" from the drop-down list. Now select a typeface from the Font drop-down list and a size from the box to the right. Click Apply to see the results. Experiment if you like, and click OK to lock in your choice.

Sometimes icons in Control Panel become "orphaned:" the particular device or app may be long gone, but the icon remains. When Windows starts, it looks in the Windows/System directory and loads all the .CPL files there. Each .CPL file contains one or more Control Panel applets. To get rid of orphaned icons, use Find Files to find all your .CPL files (type *.CPL in the box). Then go to the Advanced page, and enter the name of the offending item in the Containing Text box. If a file is found, rename it to have a different extension. If not, keep trying with different possible words or phrases. Now open Control Panel, or if it's already open, select View/Refresh. Make sure that only the unwanted icons have disappeared. If so, you can delete the renamed .CPL file. If not, restore the extension of the .CPL file and keep hunting. Of course, the easy way to do this is through TweakUI.

You know that by hovering your mouse over the time display in the System Tray, you get a Tool Tip display of the date and time. That's not quite all you can do with the time display; you can add an 8-character string to appear after the time by opening Control Panel's Regional Settings applet, going into the "Time" tab, and changing the "AM Symbol" and "PM Symbol" fields to whatever you want it to read. A little bit of personalization at best, but every little bit counts, right?

This tip only works for Win 98/ME. If you want to keep prying fingers from changing your Display options, this Registry tweak will keep the Display option in Control Panel, as well as the Properties function on the right-click Desktop menu, from functioning. Remember, this is a Registy tweak, and not for the uninitiated. Open Regedit and once inside, drill down to HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Policies \ System. Edit the value "NoDispCPL" (DWORD value) and set the value equal to "1" (without quotes) to disable the Display icon (if the value/key does not already exist, create it). To re-enable the option, delete the above value or set the value to "0". The setting will take effect immediately and does not need a reboot. (See above for a less dangerous method of restricting access to your Display options by using Policy Editor.)

And here's a tip that only works with Windows Millennium. Win ME (and 2K, and presumably XP) allows users to put the Control Panel onto the Start menu. Here's how: To have Control Panel available as a cascading menu off the Start, Settings menu, choose Start, Settings, Taskbar and Start Menu, or right-click an empty area of the taskbar and choose Properties. Click the Advanced tab, make sure that "Expand Control Panel" is selected in the list of check boxes at the bottom, and click OK. But why stop there? You can customize the Control Panel menu (i.e. cutting down the menu items to the few that you regularly use) by right-clicking the Start button and clicking Open. Right-click in a bare area of the Start Menu folder and choose New, Folder. Type a new name beginning with a letter not already used as a Start menu shortcut, and press Enter. Open the new folder, and then open the Control Panel window. Hold down the Ctrl key and select the Control Panel icons you want to include. Right-click them and drag the group into the new folder. Choose "Create Shortcut(s) Here."

See the HyperTerminal applet? Leave it alone. It only works with text-based online services such as old-style BBSes. If you need it, you'll know it (and you either know more than I do about this goodie, or you'll have instructions.) While you're at it, leave the ODBC applet alone also, unless you know what you're using it for (basically, very sophisticated database connectivity) and how to use it.

 
 

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